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Subject: 
SCS Space Labs PDS
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Date: 
Thu, 25 Mar 2004 01:24:49 GMT
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“Are you tired of noisy vehicles zooming through your airspace? Do the neighborhood kids on their noisy Hoverbikes get on your nerves? Well, it could be worse: you could never have heard this broadcast!

Straight from the depths of the Spotted Cow Space Research Lab (SCSRL), we are proud to present to you this unique opportunity to purchase the latest in Personal Defense Systems: the Short-Range Anti-Nuisance Reverse Ion Cannon. Built with the latest in light-weight high-performance space-age metals, this machine will last longer than you will in the presence of the 3GA’s Giant Ball Of Spamcake.

http://www.roboticsresources.com/aerandir/pds/pds01.jpg Easily operated even by older Spacers

http://www.roboticsresources.com/aerandir/pds/pds02.jpg Wave before you pull the trigger - you won’t see them again.

http://www.roboticsresources.com/aerandir/pds/pds03.jpg Easily compactible for storage or travel.

This cannon is pre-fitted with a large Tennis-Ball magazine for plinking Hoverbikes (at 1530000FPS muzzle velocity). For only a few extra credits you can have it fitted with Spamcake shielding for launching Spamcake-Balls or a Plasma Canister for emergency Fleebnork extermination.

And all this can be yours for the low price of just 100 credits! Tune your transmitter to our transmission frequency + .10 to beam in your order right now! Hurry! This is a limited production run, so act fast!

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