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Request for Clemency ... Denied
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lugnet.org.us.nelug
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Fri, 29 Jun 2001 02:22:59 GMT
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Ahem.
Several rather dishonorable letters have been sent to me from various members
of Team Beggingformercy, each more pathetic than the last. Seems that their
heart isn't in it for the battle ... so far I've received:
- 2 requests to return the princess in exchange for a sizable ransom
- 3 offers to keep the little wench as long as promises are made not to invade
their territory
- 6 pleading notes all begging for forgiveness, and offerring eternal servitude
if we will just call off the battle
- 1 rather strange offer to trade a photocopying device for the princess, with
claims that all our scrolls can be easily duplicated
It's really enough to turn one's stomach. Ahhh well, I suppose the sort of
rubbish who are capable of writing letters like this are best scrubbed from the
face of the earth anyway.
Sorry, Team Becursedbythefates, but we won't be satisfied until all of your
troops lie sans heads. And we're just the ones to do it.
Give Charon our regards >:)
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Message has 2 Replies:
 | | Re: Request for Clemency ... Denied
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| (...) The cute part isn't that they thought the letters were from us. The cute part is they tried to read them! Actually, we sold your address to about 6 different advertising companies for some extra cash. 1 of them was a Jehovah's witness group, (...) (23 years ago, 29-Jun-01, to lugnet.org.us.nelug)
| | | Re: Request for Clemency ... Denied
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| (...) This photocopying device was done to help us make copies of the letters your soldier's families will receive notifying the loss of one of their members in battle. Not to mention that we already used it to make multiple propaganda to discredit (...) (23 years ago, 29-Jun-01, to lugnet.org.us.nelug)
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