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Re: OT - poor D&D video - funny
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lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto
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Tue, 19 Oct 2004 17:59:17 GMT
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> No No no no no NO .. a bit. We did do the nose,.. and the hat ..but she is a
> witch, she's got a wart.... BURN er' anyway!!!!
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> Well
BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEVERE: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
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| (...) I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! They dessed my up like this and this isn't my nose its a false one! Well? Did you dess her up like that? No No no no no NO .. a bit. We did do the nose,.. and the hat ..but she is a witch, she's got a wart.... (...) (20 years ago, 19-Oct-04, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto)
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