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In lugnet.org.au, David Drew writes:
> Hi,Feel free to embellish the story.
> <<Title: Brickwars Notes...>>
The King is Dead, Long live the King!
Somewhere in the Caribbricean lies the Island on Brikks and St.Nevis. The
first name refers to the locals' ideas on partying, often and with vigor. The
second part refers to the patron Saint of all the island's patron saints (kind
of like a holy pyramid scheme). The island has more chapels, churches, temples
and holy places per square kilometer than the Vatican. All in all it's not
surprising that the King's Son has slipped out of the palace for a bit of
underage partying. This would be unremarkable except that the old King has
just dropped dead from exertion over the whole thing (other rumors about his
demise and the presence of Preistesses from an unamed church are NOT to be
believed). Several factions decend on the town to take advantage of whatever
they can, principly the absence of any royal body guards, the ignorance of the
princes' elevation and the general party atmosphere.
> Armies on the field:
> James - Dragon Templars - horseman, archers, swordsmen • Lead by Brother-Captain Stavros
> Richard - Colonial Marine Redcoats - lead by Captain Branwallace
> Dave L - Revolting peasants - lead by Cortez
> Kevin - Murcelagos (sort of dragon-knight guys)
>
> Richard has an early break-through finding someone at the local inn who had
> sighted the sixteen year olds at the pub. After an initially reluctant
> answer, Richards' innovative questioning methods revealed a potential
> location.
Innovative, he shot someone!
> Other of Richards troops attempted to destroy a local polar bear, but
> unfortunately missed And took out some local shrubbery.
>
> James' interrogation of the surf-club Revealed that the monarch had been
> there the night before, doing some under-age partying.
>
> Meanwhile, Daves' peasants were amassed in front of the pub, trying to
> decide whether to crash the pub, or fight James' men.
>
> After a couple of police officers killed Richards' informant, Richard gets
> vengeful, and kills off the police, inciting the wrath of the constabulary.
>
> After Joan gets arrested at the monastery, the pyre gets warmed up...
>
> A couple of policemen, after vigourously 'interrogating' Joan for hours,
> throw themselves into the ocean in fit of remorse.
My men come to the rescue of Joan, but she doesn't appear to grateful, she
wanted to go to the party in the beach club, since I'd already been there and
it was now getting crowded, I wasn't going to go, she hopped a passing
combustable hay waggon, and left.
> As accidental ignition of a cannon spells disaster for three of James'
> crossbow-men, causing them to be flung bodily in the direction of the
> afterlife. In retaliation, the return fire gets a poor peasant.
>
> With an amazingly good shot, one of James' warriors manages to kill the
> flame-carrier of the cannon. Unfortunately, the flame falls upon the
> powder-keg!
Unfortunately? this was a deliberate act by my Black Guard Captain!
> Catastrophe looms for Daves army! In desperation, a peasant
> flings a comrade on the burning powder, in an attempt to extinguish the
> flame. Remarkably, this bold move succeeds.
>
> Richard's cavalry then takes aim at some of Kevins cavalry. After some great
> rolling of damage die, two of Kevin's knights lie dead.
>
> Joan starts to burn...
>
> James and Daves' men continue to fight, while Daves horsemen advance on the
> party, while the nuns and Mc police are already there. Doing what, the
> speculation is rife. The pope flees on a white charger.
>
> An interrogation of a Rasta proves fruitless, while a ninja prefers seppuku,
> rather than reveal anything.
>
> The pope gets struck by a falling witch, causing him to topple off his
> charger, into the hands of the waiting soldiers. Is this the end of the
> pontiff?
>
> Richard attempts to bribe the witch for answers, try to find something to
> offer. Protection is requested, and granted. The witch nominates her enemy
> as a bunch of knights who are in front of the beach-house. Taking aim with
> his cannon, Richard misses. and causes grievous damage to the pope-mobile.
>
> The arrival of a Timmy (bearing a bunch of flowers) causes both joy and
> consernation on the battlefield. Responding quickly, James' cavalry ponders
> whether to vivsect timmy, or hand him to the loose women of the church of
> seamentology...
>
> .New information extracted by Kevin reveals that the king was at the party,
> but has now left.
>
> In a surprise move, it is revealed that the king was the pope! He was merely
> dressed up for the party. Richard attempts to leave the field of battle with
> the King, thereby securing victory.
>
> Trying to secure the king, all remaining forces turn on Richard's Redcoats,
> who are now trying to execute a 'retrograde manoeuvre', while firing at the
> oncoming enemy.
>
> Richard then transfers the king onto a horse, to further enable escape. A
> cannon vapourises a knight, while a second cannon, attempting to take out on
> enemy emplacement, misses, yet strikes a mast which falls on the enemy, with
> the sails blinding them.
>
> All seems lost for the opposition; the pope/ king is on a horse, and cannot
> possibly be caught... Other miscellaneous combat occurs, but who cares? Will
> the severed head of Timmy save the day somehow?
Although a soldier dies from fright, there's no way to reach the king...
In all, a valiant attempt to stop the musket line fails, with victory
> falling to Richard!
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| (...) Polar Bear ! This was the surf-club labrador. (...) Some questioning of the Pope in the Popemobile indicated that the future king was expected at the beach house barbecue. Some Protestants marking 'their' territory on lamp posts were arrested (...) (24 years ago, 23-Oct-00, to lugnet.org.au, lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.gaming)
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| Hi, Here's the (unedited transcript from the battle). Feel free to embellish the story. All mistakes on events are mine. All strange words are my newtons. :) later, David Drew <<Title: Brickwars Notes...>> Armies on the field: James - Dragon (...) (24 years ago, 22-Oct-00, to lugnet.org.au, lugnet.loc.au)
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