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Subject: 
Re: Lavender Brick Society
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lugnet.admin.suggestions, lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.people, lugnet.org
Date: 
Sat, 18 Sep 2004 00:31:12 GMT
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In lugnet.admin.suggestions, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:

Wrong, Diet Coke simply consigns you to Purgatory for a while until you are thin
and can go back to The Real Thing.  Drinking New Coke (or Pepsi in any guise) is
what condemns you to Hell (though The Lowest Pit of Hell is reserved for the
designers and marketers of New Coke).

-->Bruce<--
Green-Eyed Devil's Advocate

Hmmm. So what happens to people like me, who drink supermarket generic cola,
non-caffienated, but with all the usual sugar? I'm just dying to know :-)

Kevin



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  Re: Lavender Brick Society
 
(...) I won't swear to it, but I think that puts you in the Pit of People Condemned to read Reader's Digest for All Eternity. If it didn't have any sugar in addition to being decaffienated, you'd simply be an atheist. -->Bruce<-- (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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  Re: Lavender Brick Society
 
(...) Wrong, Diet Coke simply consigns you to Purgatory for a while until you are thin and can go back to The Real Thing. Drinking New Coke (or Pepsi in any guise) is what condemns you to Hell (though The Lowest Pit of Hell is reserved for the (...) (20 years ago, 17-Sep-04, to lugnet.admin.suggestions, lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.people, lugnet.org)

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