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Re: the urban predator
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Date: 
Thu, 28 Dec 2000 05:36:08 GMT
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D M Garcia <dmglego@msn!NoSpam!.com>
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"D M Garcia" <dmglego@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:G6968y.EC0@lugnet.com...
> 
> "D M Garcia" <dmglego@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:G6963H.E1G@lugnet.com...
> > 
> > "D M Garcia" <dmglego@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:G4JErC.299@lugnet.com...
> > > 
> > > "I remember as if it were a meal ago"
> > >  Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter • may
> > > have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
> > > Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down • the
> > > cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
> > > Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.
> > > Tommy the cat had many a story to tell,
> > > But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.
> > 
> > ---
> > "She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot • biscuit.
> > The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the • oldest
> > of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
> > The sight was beyond belief.
> > Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious
> > feline made her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile • of
> > the young tabbys were known to hang out.
> > 
> > They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found • in
> > one place...
> > And that was O'malley's Alley.
> 
> ---
> The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
> But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the
> heart of the alley.
> She knew what she wanted.
> She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat.
> And that was me.
> 
> Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee...
> 
> "Say baby do you wanna lay down by me"
> "Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side"

Say baby.  SAY BABY!!



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