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  Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
 
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (22 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
 
(...) Bah, you stole that from Callahan's. If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll toast you. :) JAmes (22 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
 
Yep. :D Maggie C. (22 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
 
(...) I fear, then, it must be singed Rosco for tea, as none of the eleven have been original 8?( ROSCO (What's Callahan's, BTW?) (22 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
 
(...) <blink blink> Bah, I wasted a pair of good in-joke puns, because you haven't read Callahan's yet. Send me your address, and I'll mail you a copy of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, gratis. A punster like you deserves to get hooked on Callahan's. (...) (22 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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