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  Groan of the week #3
 
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (22 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (22 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (22 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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