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Re: Groan of the week #3
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Date: 
Mon, 29 Apr 2002 19:02:39 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, John Neal writes:
Jude Beaudin wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Shiri Dori writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Tim Courtney writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat
it, too.

That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross.

Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h...

Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here!

-Shiri

Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns.

Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless.  Any stern warning will
land-ho 'n deaf oars.

-John

It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning
in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that
others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the
highest yardarm.

I don't want to barge in. But if I don't speak, I might harbour something
against them.

Well I gotta go to my Dock-tor appointment.

Jude



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  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (22 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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