(...) In a pig's eye I am! In fact I'm working on developing a style sheet for the project I'm on, which just goes to show that you don't know sheet. Glad I could tidy that up for you. (25 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
(...) Well, is it a pink pig? Does he have a pinkeye? (...) Oh yeah... that's right. You're one of those truly excel-lent guys. (...) Took you way too long. If you were in my Chem class you'd get a tardy. -Shiri (25 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)