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(...) OK guys, this topic is making me pawn. Good knight, jt (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) John, that was terrible. I should clock you for it. Can't believe how board you must be... -Tim (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: "You all know what this means -- the Czech is in the male." Did Czech mate taste better? (Chess wondering) My .37, John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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An Englishman and a citizen of the Czech Republic went on a hunting trip. When they did not return for several days, a search party was sent after them. The party found a he-bear and a she-bear, each with full tummies. Becoming suspicious, they (...) (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) <blink blink> Bah, I wasted a pair of good in-joke puns, because you haven't read Callahan's yet. Send me your address, and I'll mail you a copy of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, gratis. A punster like you deserves to get hooked on Callahan's. (...) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I fear, then, it must be singed Rosco for tea, as none of the eleven have been original 8?( ROSCO (What's Callahan's, BTW?) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Yep. :D Maggie C. (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bah, you stole that from Callahan's. If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll toast you. :) JAmes (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (24 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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