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| Apologies for the delay this week, but I'm wondering if it's worth continuing? I posted these puns in the hope they'd cause much mirth and merriment among Lugetters. Alas, it seems no pun in ten did...... ROSCO (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #9
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| Stop Poppin out those Merry puns... Jeremy - floating in the air... (...) (24 years ago, 3-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Groan of the week #9
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| Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him... . . . (...) (24 years ago, 3-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| Some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good (...) (24 years ago, 26-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #7
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| (...) Ditto Jude (24 years ago, 20-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #7
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| (...) Hey Ross! That Juan's a Gemini applaud you. -John (24 years ago, 20-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Groan of the week #7
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| A woman who had twins decided to give them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Ahmal." The other went to a family in Spain; they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. (...) (24 years ago, 19-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) You urn't going to start this again, are you? Now I have to clay down... Jeff (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Groan of the week #6
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| (...) So a Rabbi is walking thru a forest... He comes upon a little hill. At hte top of this hill was a giant. The giant was doing something weird (as if a giant standing on top of a hill in the middle of a forest wasn't weird enuf for ya!) Anyway, (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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