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(...) Ditto Jude (24 years ago, 20-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hey Ross! That Juan's a Gemini applaud you. -John (24 years ago, 20-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A woman who had twins decided to give them up for adoption. One of them went to a family in Egypt and was named "Ahmal." The other went to a family in Spain; they named him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. (...) (24 years ago, 19-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You urn't going to start this again, are you? Now I have to clay down... Jeff (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) So a Rabbi is walking thru a forest... He comes upon a little hill. At hte top of this hill was a giant. The giant was doing something weird (as if a giant standing on top of a hill in the middle of a forest wasn't weird enuf for ya!) Anyway, (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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(...) Then a bird flew into the bar and was stunned. (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A little later a termite walks into the same bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, that was 'Gold,' pure Gold!!! lol "Zygot better things to do..." Too funny... -R (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well I hope you've conserved enough energy for this one: E=mc^2 All this potential and I'm wasting it on puns. :) Radiantly yours, Ben Roller (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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