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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved (...) (24 years ago, 13-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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(...) Then a bird flew into the bar and was stunned. (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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A little later a termite walks into the same bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: ATOC cloning in real life
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(...) Oh, that was 'Gold,' pure Gold!!! lol "Zygot better things to do..." Too funny... -R (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: ATOC cloning in real life
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(...) Well I hope you've conserved enough energy for this one: E=mc^2 All this potential and I'm wasting it on puns. :) Radiantly yours, Ben Roller (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: ATOC cloning in real life
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(...) Cervix with a smile? <Sorry, Zygot better things to than to fetus all with this old formula> -John (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: rtl12 Game Proposal
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(...) "fowl"? A cardinal misteak of rookery punners. I hope you're not gulled by my glory robin. Conure forgive me? -John (...) (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: rtl12 Game Proposal
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(...) Waterfowl... close enough. Grins, DUCKS, runs. Anyway let's stop this one, before someone gets hurt from the bad puns. Right now we are in a "no blood, no foul" situation. DUCKS and runs FARTHER. FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #5
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. (24 years ago, 5-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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Oh, brother! Niece tri, but dad's gotta stop, cousin a minute, you're gunna learn your wesson, Smith! (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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(...) That was arf-ful. Howl you came up with that I'll never know. You must be barking mad. I figured the most puns someone has in them is ruff-ly two a week, but here you pant stop. Are you getting these foam a book? Cause you are rabidly posting (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #4
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Wow! New Train Engine Pics
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(...) I dare shay, if you are going to piston moan about it, I'll sever all ties. -John (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Wow! New Train Engine Pics
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(...) You could even say he's un-train-able. (He usually lets jibes like that pass on by but I suspect diesel get to him.) (...) c /boundless/half/ and I think you're about right... (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #3
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(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #3
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(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #3
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(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #3
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(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week
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(...) That's terrier-bull, Ross. Simply ape-palling. -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #3
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(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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