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(...) Then a bird flew into the bar and was stunned. (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A little later a termite walks into the same bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?" (...) (24 years ago, 11-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, that was 'Gold,' pure Gold!!! lol "Zygot better things to do..." Too funny... -R (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well I hope you've conserved enough energy for this one: E=mc^2 All this potential and I'm wasting it on puns. :) Radiantly yours, Ben Roller (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Cervix with a smile? <Sorry, Zygot better things to than to fetus all with this old formula> -John (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "fowl"? A cardinal misteak of rookery punners. I hope you're not gulled by my glory robin. Conure forgive me? -John (...) (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Waterfowl... close enough. Grins, DUCKS, runs. Anyway let's stop this one, before someone gets hurt from the bad puns. Right now we are in a "no blood, no foul" situation. DUCKS and runs FARTHER. FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #5
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. (24 years ago, 5-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Oh, brother! Niece tri, but dad's gotta stop, cousin a minute, you're gunna learn your wesson, Smith! (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That was arf-ful. Howl you came up with that I'll never know. You must be barking mad. I figured the most puns someone has in them is ruff-ly two a week, but here you pant stop. Are you getting these foam a book? Cause you are rabidly posting (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #4
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I dare shay, if you are going to piston moan about it, I'll sever all ties. -John (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You could even say he's un-train-able. (He usually lets jibes like that pass on by but I suspect diesel get to him.) (...) c /boundless/half/ and I think you're about right... (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's terrier-bull, Ross. Simply ape-palling. -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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