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(...) Cervix with a smile? <Sorry, Zygot better things to than to fetus all with this old formula> -John (24 years ago, 10-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: rtl12 Game Proposal
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(...) "fowl"? A cardinal misteak of rookery punners. I hope you're not gulled by my glory robin. Conure forgive me? -John (...) (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: rtl12 Game Proposal
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(...) Waterfowl... close enough. Grins, DUCKS, runs. Anyway let's stop this one, before someone gets hurt from the bad puns. Right now we are in a "no blood, no foul" situation. DUCKS and runs FARTHER. FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 9-May-02, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #5
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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. (24 years ago, 5-May-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #4
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Oh, brother! Niece tri, but dad's gotta stop, cousin a minute, you're gunna learn your wesson, Smith! (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That was arf-ful. Howl you came up with that I'll never know. You must be barking mad. I figured the most puns someone has in them is ruff-ly two a week, but here you pant stop. Are you getting these foam a book? Cause you are rabidly posting (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #4
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Wow! New Train Engine Pics
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(...) I dare shay, if you are going to piston moan about it, I'll sever all ties. -John (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You could even say he's un-train-able. (He usually lets jibes like that pass on by but I suspect diesel get to him.) (...) c /boundless/half/ and I think you're about right... (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's terrier-bull, Ross. Simply ape-palling. -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #3
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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What an "explosive" idea! An innovative use of those "plastique" tiles... How would one work on that engine in the shed, remove it with a "boom" crane? "James Mathis" <thakius@nmt.edu> wrote in message news:GuEuKv.1FL@lugnet.com... (...) 8?) (...) (24 years ago, 11-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.trains)
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| | Groan of the week
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (24 years ago, 15-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: LegoLand Modelmakers Experience - photos from the 'behind the scenes' tour
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(...) Jon, stop making those sagging puns! They're just a waist. So zip it, or I'll have to belt you. best LFB PS: I did most audibly groan at you, Mr. Palmer. Shame! :) (24 years ago, 8-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.legoland.windsor, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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