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(...) That was arf-ful. Howl you came up with that I'll never know. You must be barking mad. I figured the most puns someone has in them is ruff-ly two a week, but here you pant stop. Are you getting these foam a book? Cause you are rabidly posting (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I dare shay, if you are going to piston moan about it, I'll sever all ties. -John (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You could even say he's un-train-able. (He usually lets jibes like that pass on by but I suspect diesel get to him.) (...) c /boundless/half/ and I think you're about right... (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's terrier-bull, Ross. Simply ape-palling. -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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What an "explosive" idea! An innovative use of those "plastique" tiles... How would one work on that engine in the shed, remove it with a "boom" crane? "James Mathis" <thakius@nmt.edu> wrote in message news:GuEuKv.1FL@lugnet.com... (...) 8?) (...) (24 years ago, 11-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.trains)
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Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. (24 years ago, 15-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Jon, stop making those sagging puns! They're just a waist. So zip it, or I'll have to belt you. best LFB PS: I did most audibly groan at you, Mr. Palmer. Shame! :) (24 years ago, 8-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.uk, lugnet.legoland.windsor, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ain't that the Pitts? xfut -> o-t.pun -Tim (who spent FOUR - count them, one, two, three, FOUR years trying to get a club to form in Chicago, and we FINALLY have something) (24 years ago, 7-Apr-02, to lugnet.loc.us.pa.pit, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says: "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." ROSCO (24 years ago, 5-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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but would it excuse teeth marks on your bricks? -- James Stacey ---...--- www.minifig.co.uk #925 - I'm a citizen of Legoland travelling Incommunicado "Tom McDonald" <radiotitan@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:GtvJu5.DnL@lugnet.com... (...) to (...) (...) (24 years ago, 2-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | Re: 2x4 Cheezy Brick Packs Now In Store!
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(...) Maybe Lugnet.build.cheese is in order! But it could be whey out of line too.... -Tom McD. when replying, spamcheesecake... now at a bakery near you! (24 years ago, 1-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.clone-brands, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| | A pun chat
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(URL) The Galactic Shipyard - (URL) My Lego Creations - (URL) Attack of the Bricks - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Mar-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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