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  Groan of the week #4
 
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Wow! New Train Engine Pics
 
(...) I dare shay, if you are going to piston moan about it, I'll sever all ties. -John (...) (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Wow! New Train Engine Pics
 
(...) You could even say he's un-train-able. (He usually lets jibes like that pass on by but I suspect diesel get to him.) (...) c /boundless/half/ and I think you're about right... (24 years ago, 30-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) I mast be going a swell. Sea (sic) you later. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) It isn't so bad when the occasional pun floats around, but we are drowning in them because others go overboard. I agree with Shiri in suspecting that others are rigging these puns. I say we round them up and hang them from the highest yardarm. (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Just frigate it, Jude, the paddle is rudderly hopeless. Any stern warning will land-ho 'n deaf oars. -John (...) (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Canoe stop a-sail-ing us with these bad puns. Jude (24 years ago, 29-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week
 
(...) That's terrier-bull, Ross. Simply ape-palling. -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) Should've known you two were planning some mis-ship-h... Carrier on, folks, nothing to see here! -Shiri (24 years ago, 27-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #3
 
(...) That's a-boat as bad as they come, Ross. -Tim (24 years ago, 22-Apr-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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