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(...) (24 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) Come on boys and gills, he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. Let's just pick up the Pisces, and get back in the (...) (24 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ah, the ac-cool-aids keep flowing in...I'vy never bean stumped-- ax anyone! Miss? I? Yeah... -John (24 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) bon-tom of (...) I Neal and bough in your holy punning presence 8?) ROSCO (24 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well, the river, Geordan, is deep and wide...Holly-leluia Milk and honey on the other side...Holly-luia. -John (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Explain this, does punning make you sappy? Oak-ay, maybe if we wrote this on paper I would understand. But we all want t-o-live online. Water you thinking? I'm leaving now, and let no dog bark. -Shiri (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, man. I'm plum out of puns. Wattle I do? What a lemon. I may-pull out of this pun-fest. ROSCO (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) too late, check the subject line, i have now established my roots at the bon-tom of the river. ;-) I think I sent something by e-mail accidently in mid message, sorry about the spam, I still have to change the darn "reply" settings, -Geordan- (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yew mean your elders woodn't even let their little sapling leaf the room? Hope you're knot arboring any grudges fir such barberryic tree-tment! Maggie C. (whose last name is reputed to be Spanish for hawthorne) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Willow ver look it this time; just don't get crazy and jump off a bridge into the river, Geordan. -John (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well ex-yeeeew-se me fur knot seeing it! ;-) I'm not that good at raking in good puns yet. I'm just a sappling at the moment, with sappy puns all over, no need to saw me down to a stump like that. ;-) -Geordan- (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Geordan Hankinson writes: ? (...) Oak-kay? Swing and a miss. I'm ash-amed of you fur knot catching that one;-( -John (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Boy, am I ever-green when it comes to punning, it took me a while to twigure that one out. (...) Ce-dar yew go again, Sap-pose LUGNET put a ban on punning, what would you do? I'd hate to think... (...) Are-bu-tis trying to branch out and show (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Son of a birch, Larry, can yew never leaf well enough alone? (Sorry, I was pining for an excuse to pun...woodn't want to go too long without!) Matt (24 years ago, 10-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! Ross will be here all week! Remember to tip your waitress! Matt <Oh geez that was bad Ross!> (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) around (...) Really? So did she lose her cherry???? ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, we wouldn't want to have to swim through another one of those... (...) I don't think I could weight that long - jump straight in!! ROSCO (24 years ago, 8-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oven just about had enough. I hope this is over spoon. All these puns are just kitchen up to me too quickly. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, you missed that thread, vault-age was batter-y-ed up by Lindsay and Ross. Lenz not go there, the capacitance of my brain is decreasing exponentially as we speak. Maybe I should go drink some RC cola, but either way, my power is approaching (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh cheese, don't goat me into it! I can't cake it anymore. Wasn't the issue well-done enough? Hur-raw for puns! -Shiri (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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