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  Re: A pun in the oven...
 
(...) I heard about this-- but leave it to the celebrities to make a scene at the reception following the service: The Hostess Twinkies got creamed, the CA raisins lost their brans, and Captain Crunch got surreal with Captain Morgan-- the whole (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  A pun in the oven...
 
There's entirely too little punning going on around here, and I for one will not tolerate it any longer. Take this: It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon - the veteran Pillsbury (...) (24 years ago, 7-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) by (...) Watt are you torque-ing about?? You winding me up?? (...) I feel I'm being LED astray... (...) emf??? ROSCO (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Ohm y, wire you accusing me of such impedence? If you current-ly feel slighted, don't despair; tomorrow shall surely be a fara'day. narf LFB XFUT->the obvious place (25 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: moo indeed.
 
(...) HEY THERE NOW! I'M NO COW-ARD! (please, pardon m-icecream-ing!) Now, I'd butter not steer this thread in the wrong direction...otherwise you all will put me out to pun pasture. While I'm certainly not the big cheese of the punning world, I (...) (25 years ago, 23-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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