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(...) I don't know if it's wrong per se., but you seem to be grinding the gears of comedy with all your shifting! Matt (25 years ago, 21-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) DEATH BY PUN! Ouch! Oh, by the way... I think this one-upmanship is disgusting. I mean, it's just a nice little loo. Back in my day, we didn't have an fancy toilets, we had to HOLD it! We would sit and complain about how we could never get rid (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That weren't no wind... nick (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) If you don't like it, just leaf. I mean, dude, don't be a bump in the log. No one axed you to comment. We'll drawer these puns out until we're finish-ed. You don't have to be shelf-ish, its knot just *your* group you know. -Tim (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oakay, I wood suggest moving this to a splinter group before we get beaten to a pulp, and while we still have a grain of self respect. Dave! (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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I wish you all wood stop. You're just a bunch of blockheads. ~Mark "Doing just pine without my NNTP" Sandlin (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Or learn to take the bus. Clark "Ah, the joeys of automotive spill chickens." (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Mr L F Braun" <braunli1@pilot.msu.edu> wrote in message news:GF8M0q.KF8@lugnet.com... (...) you (...) Don't com-plane about my puns, or I'll level you! I'm quite board with yours too, you know. Nail me again with a comment like that and I mitre (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I can't believe you would sink so low, you lazy-susan! It's so very easy to drawer you out from your nook... LFB (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Freight Freitas" <indreams@mediaone.net> wrote in message news:GF5Frr.IGL@lugnet.com... (...) Well, a good friend of mine designs and builds cabinetry, and he could give you a good price. Perhaps I put him in contact with you? (painful, but (...) (25 years ago, 20-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) ROTFL!! :] KDJ ___...___ LUGNETer #203, Windsor, Ontario, Canada (25 years ago, 16-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Geez! I'm sorry for that last post. I really just need to get a grip! Well, I'll be more on the ball from now on. Matt (25 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hey! Type what you will...you won't get a rise out of me. I hold myself above these proceedings. I suppose you all expect me to be left holding the bag. That is just a big sack of $#!+, and you all can just go suck an egg. Anyway, that's the (...) (25 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Zac Soden" <zac_soden@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:GEvv4E.DC8@lugnet.com... (...) Ohh man, that's gotta hurt. -Tim (25 years ago, 13-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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I really wish I could come up with a pun that would just bole everyone over. It seems like whenever I participate in the .pun group, everyone runs rings around me. I feel like such a sap. I stumble whenever I try to keep up with the group. Truly, I (...) (25 years ago, 8-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I know knot what I do. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 8-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) And before it gets said, no, not even a wooden one. Matt (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Ya' know what? When it comes to punning aginst the likes of you all, I don't have a leg to stand on. Matt (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well, shiver me timbers--now I'm really board, and still ++Lar continues with his mischievous planks. (...) Now that's a pace I can take more easily in stride, and a step in the right direction if you ask me. Even if I don't care for his (...) (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I don't want to raise Cain, but you guys have hobbled yourselves by choosing to stick to wood. This is a thread about lameness and as such you should discard the crutch of easy topics and walk freely on topic, rather than in the shadow of the (...) (25 years ago, 7-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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