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  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Yeah, Matt. But if everyone's right, what's left? Clark (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Arms for the poor! Arms for the poor! Anyone for some hand me down arms? So, will it cost an arm and a leg to ship these to each other? Frank (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Very humerus. JSA -- Green Bay Lacrosse-- Play hard; play often. (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Ya' know what? I was going to make an off-hand remark in this thread, but I just couldn't nail one down. I hate to point fingers, but the person who started the puns deserves to be back-handed right across kisser. Matt 8-) (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
(...) Well, Admiral Head, I should have (1) fingered you'd like the thought of making puns on this topic. But if they're not high quality, you may be in for a slap on the wrist from the pun police. So knuckle down and get cracking on making good! 1 (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
I think this beats all previous suggestions hands down. (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
Sounds too good to be true! I don't think I can just sleeve this one alone! Rob McMurray spaceghost0@dellmail.com (...) (25 years ago, 3-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Opening: Arms Trade Center!
 
It's a call to arms! Woo hoo! :^D ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 3-Jun-01, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: why parts yellow (was Re: Sopwith Camel pictures)
 
(...) Just get yourself some free radical traps. Work like a charm for us, and we didn't even have to pay shipping. <grin> (wait for it...) It really is pretty elementary. <duck & run> James (25 years ago, 30-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: If women were in charge...
 
(...) This conversation is definitely turning me off. Can we switch to something a bit more enlightening? I cord stand to have a change. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 18-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: If women were in charge...
 
(...) How very like a man to make a bad pun and forget to put the seat back down (er, that is, set the FUT correctly) ++Lar (25 years ago, 18-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
(...) Jeez, Lar, no need to get voila(nt). Cello out, man. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
(...) No need to harp on it. We're excited because we view this as a chance to guitar favorite parts! Maggie C. (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
Oboe-mo-phone Tuba-ma-ba .. Saxa-ma-phone D'oh :) Santosh (...) (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
Larry beating his own drum? (...) (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
(...) I (...) easy to get snared (...) mute. Indeed. I guess I am just playing a minor note right now, but I think I am all tuned out for the night. I will orchestrate something better tomorrow. Scott S. -- (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
"Scott Sanburn" <ssanburn@cleanweb.net> wrote in message news:web-8659789@cle...web.net... (...) Let me chime in here, don't have a cowbell man, I know its easy to get snared into these puns and all, but sometimes its best to be mute. -Tim (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
To All, (...) Wow, it looks like I made a real bass of myself. I guess I will go drum myself out now! Look, I gonged myself! Scott S. -- (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
(...) Listen, you bassoon, stop with the puns. Or at least (as has been drummed into your head before) set XFUT correctly. .direct has been trimmed from the FUT. ++Lar (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.lego.direct, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: shop.lego.com - 4 steps forward, 3 steps back
 
(...) Yeah, that would be tuba(d) ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 4-May-01, to lugnet.lego.direct, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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