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(...) No idea, but here's what I think.. 1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (~a person~) Jacques Cousteau 2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (~a fictional character~) Santa Claus 3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (~a person~) Michael Jordan 4. MOW BEAD HICK (~a book~) Moby Dick 5. TALL (...) (26 years ago, 25-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Frank, It is now later. Where are those answers? Cheers ... Geoffrey Hyde Frank Filz <ffilz@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:G1CGC6.HDn@lugnet.com... (...) Languish: (...) faster, (...) (26 years ago, 25-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My sister sent me a list of tounge twisters that follow the Anguish Languish: (...) Answers later. Frank (26 years ago, 23-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) What is the town's theme song, "Hail to the Chief"? :-P Jude Sorry, I will not apologize for that. (26 years ago, 19-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ahh, you're thinking of the infamous "poohsnif.gif" image! Long ago, back in 1994, a former workplace in MN, someone came across an image library with a bunch of Winnie the Pooh pictures all on one big GIF. With a little image editing to move (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) AHAHAHAHAAA...AAA!!! That just tickled me... ROFLOL -before Disney catches.... TeeHee.. Matt (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) LOL! It's not the only typo either. Someone needs to hire a proofreader... Kevin ---...--- Personal Lego Web page: (URL) Air Market: Limited edition kit (URL) Kits & Custom Lego models: (URL) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Jude Beaudin" <shiningblade@home.com> wrote in message news:G0xFzC.2GE@lugnet.com... (...) brown (...) I certainly wouldn't want to be the kid in the test group for that product.... I wonder what they gave them when they were done with product (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) He comes with a honey potty. Perhaps it is a new theme to teach kids to brown nose. I hope they don't replace light and sound with scratch and sniff!:-) Jude Nothing like a little toilet humour to get the day started. (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Todd Lehman" <lehman@javanet.com> wrote in message news:G0x5z4.MrD@lugnet.com... (...) [...] (...) ROFLMAO!!!! I've had years of jokes similar, but never thought that TLC would make that error/joke/oversight ;) Is it safe to say that they should (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Fancier models have a scrollpoint. <GD&R> James (26 years ago, 14-Sep-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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"Dave Schuler" <orrex@excite.com> wrote in message news:G069wt.GDI@lugnet.com... (...) tv. (...) I thought we were talking about Pikes not Spears. -Jon (26 years ago, 1-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) And in later years gets implants. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Naw, a musketoon is a kid that wears mouse ears and sings and dances on tv. (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I thought a musketoon was one of those coconut-flavored cookies. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) advantage (...) OOoooooOOoooo, hurl, puke, vomit. Just for that, I'll ruin the joke: it was called a blunderbus (if you want the shot-gun effect. A musketoon if you mean a short-barreled solid ball shooter. Nyahh. :-) Bruce (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I seem to recall hearing of one diminutive warlord who greatly favored the use of a short-barrelled arquebus for controlling unruly crowds and was thereafter referred to as the Sawed-Off Shogun. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Heh.. I like that one too. It's been credited to at least two sources, one being Dr. Samuel Johnson, and I forget the other famous guy. There's at least one other rendering, albeit a bit more extreme yet not too graphic, and it goes something (...) (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Butt only the good pictures were saved. (...) [F-up set to lugnet.off-topic.pun] -Tom McD. when replying, Spamcake.. official snack of the United States Senate. (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No pun included? :) Stuff well, Andreas Stabno (URL) (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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