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  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
(...) AHAHAHAHAAA...AAA!!! That just tickled me... ROFLOL -before Disney catches.... TeeHee.. Matt (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
(...) LOL! It's not the only typo either. Someone needs to hire a proofreader... Kevin ---...--- Personal Lego Web page: (URL) Air Market: Limited edition kit (URL) Kits & Custom Lego models: (URL) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
"Jude Beaudin" <shiningblade@home.com> wrote in message news:G0xFzC.2GE@lugnet.com... (...) brown (...) I certainly wouldn't want to be the kid in the test group for that product.... I wonder what they gave them when they were done with product (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
(...) He comes with a honey potty. Perhaps it is a new theme to teach kids to brown nose. I hope they don't replace light and sound with scratch and sniff!:-) Jude Nothing like a little toilet humour to get the day started. (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
"Todd Lehman" <lehman@javanet.com> wrote in message news:G0x5z4.MrD@lugnet.com... (...) [...] (...) ROFLMAO!!!! I've had years of jokes similar, but never thought that TLC would make that error/joke/oversight ;) Is it safe to say that they should (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Long barrelled, bayonet equipped muskets
 
(...) Fancier models have a scrollpoint. <GD&R> James (26 years ago, 14-Sep-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
"Dave Schuler" <orrex@excite.com> wrote in message news:G069wt.GDI@lugnet.com... (...) tv. (...) I thought we were talking about Pikes not Spears. -Jon (26 years ago, 1-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) And in later years gets implants. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) Naw, a musketoon is a kid that wears mouse ears and sings and dances on tv. (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I thought a musketoon was one of those coconut-flavored cookies. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) advantage (...) OOoooooOOoooo, hurl, puke, vomit. Just for that, I'll ruin the joke: it was called a blunderbus (if you want the shot-gun effect. A musketoon if you mean a short-barreled solid ball shooter. Nyahh. :-) Bruce (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I seem to recall hearing of one diminutive warlord who greatly favored the use of a short-barrelled arquebus for controlling unruly crowds and was thereafter referred to as the Sawed-Off Shogun. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: jazzy pun
 
(...) Heh.. I like that one too. It's been credited to at least two sources, one being Dr. Samuel Johnson, and I forget the other famous guy. There's at least one other rendering, albeit a bit more extreme yet not too graphic, and it goes something (...) (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: One for the archives (in your dreams, & my nightmares)
 
(...) Butt only the good pictures were saved. (...) [F-up set to lugnet.off-topic.pun] -Tom McD. when replying, Spamcake.. official snack of the United States Senate. (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Spamcake Diner
 
(...) No pun included? :) Stuff well, Andreas Stabno (URL) (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Spamcake Diner
 
(...) But that would be cruel and unusual nourishment. Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.loc.us.ca.sf, lugnet.trains, lugnet.publish, lugnet.build, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  jazzy pun
 
i was listening to mc-partland's "piano jazz" last night on the radio, and her guest, the talented george shearing threw out this little diddy that i thought i'd share.... for every pun i shed i should be punish-ed to hang my punish head and hide (...) (26 years ago, 12-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Disappointing Pod Racing Bucket
 
(...) I agree, this bucket is totally aimed at a younger audience. (not that most sets arent.) This has SWJR written all over it, in black sparkle! (...) Oh yeah, I know that. Theres nothing worse than having a creation collapse because the only (...) (26 years ago, 15-Jul-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  (canceled)
 
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) have known in grade school and high school is Rebecca Peed. I would hate to have that as a last name... -Tim (URL) timcourtne ICQ: 23951114 (26 years ago, 22-Jun-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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