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  Re: "Winnie the Poo"
 
"Todd Lehman" <lehman@javanet.com> wrote in message news:G0x5z4.MrD@lugnet.com... (...) [...] (...) ROFLMAO!!!! I've had years of jokes similar, but never thought that TLC would make that error/joke/oversight ;) Is it safe to say that they should (...) (26 years ago, 15-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Long barrelled, bayonet equipped muskets
 
(...) Fancier models have a scrollpoint. <GD&R> James (26 years ago, 14-Sep-00, to lugnet.pirates, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
"Dave Schuler" <orrex@excite.com> wrote in message news:G069wt.GDI@lugnet.com... (...) tv. (...) I thought we were talking about Pikes not Spears. -Jon (26 years ago, 1-Sep-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) And in later years gets implants. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) Naw, a musketoon is a kid that wears mouse ears and sings and dances on tv. (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I thought a musketoon was one of those coconut-flavored cookies. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) advantage (...) OOoooooOOoooo, hurl, puke, vomit. Just for that, I'll ruin the joke: it was called a blunderbus (if you want the shot-gun effect. A musketoon if you mean a short-barreled solid ball shooter. Nyahh. :-) Bruce (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I seem to recall hearing of one diminutive warlord who greatly favored the use of a short-barrelled arquebus for controlling unruly crowds and was thereafter referred to as the Sawed-Off Shogun. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: jazzy pun
 
(...) Heh.. I like that one too. It's been credited to at least two sources, one being Dr. Samuel Johnson, and I forget the other famous guy. There's at least one other rendering, albeit a bit more extreme yet not too graphic, and it goes something (...) (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: One for the archives (in your dreams, & my nightmares)
 
(...) Butt only the good pictures were saved. (...) [F-up set to lugnet.off-topic.pun] -Tom McD. when replying, Spamcake.. official snack of the United States Senate. (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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