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  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Good thing I already have my shillelagh(1) out... *whap!* Bad Pun!! :) Jeff [FUPs to .o-t.pun] 1 - check offtopic.fun (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.geek, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Anguish languish
 
Eye hem know gourd ass hiss, bore eye fount sum ding punny: Anguish Languish[1]. Hearse hen egg sample buy H.L.Chace: "Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker, Dormer-view? Dormer-view? Sunny lay martini! Sunny lay martini! Drink, drank, drunk. Drink, drank, (...) (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
Todd, you're scaring the mundanes... oh, wait. Todd; you're scaring ME. -Cheese "How many UNIX gurus does it take to turn on a PC?" "None; they just stand around griping and poking the CPU with a stick." (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
(...) : : : : : : : : : : : : : (...) Argh! I guess Alan will have to wait for that T to drop. But it hasn't been half a hundred years yet. Steve (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Really bad riddle
 
Hey, whaddya get when you cross a universal computer with a luxury car? : : : : : : : : : : : : : You get a ... "Turing sedan" ... : bppppthh... : bppppthhhhhhhpp... : Bwaaa-haa-haaaaah-haaah! Hhaaawwrrrhawr hawr har harrrr... Herrr har hehr hhehr (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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