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Spam: It does a body good. (27 years ago, 10-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Great Scott! (was Re: What is this all about...
 
(...) 220, 221, whatever it takes. I used to enjoy a Zagnut every now and then... (...) Resistance is toofewtile (...) That's right; No shir^Ht, no shoes, no service <packs> (...) "By the bricking of my thumbs, something bricked this way comes" - (...) (27 years ago, 10-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Bulldozing old inventory (was Re: Bulk Ordering - Secrets Revealed.
 
(...) Oh gosh :) -Tim <>< (skip the whole signature thingie) Tortallinis with Rubber Chicken Broth are quite yummy.... (27 years ago, 8-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Bulldozing old inventory (was Re: Bulk Ordering - Secrets Revealed.
 
(...) Oh relax, John. It's not Tim's fault that Larry's incorrigable. <time to duck and run myself> James (URL) (27 years ago, 6-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Bulk Ordering - Secrets Revealed.
 
(...) Well, there's no need to byetch about it.. -Tom McD. when replying, spamcake fried in bacon grease is a new fad in the south. (27 years ago, 6-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Have your own Star Wars name
 
(...) You and those clowns from the Xanax System. (...) Thanks,...I needed that. (...) (27 years ago, 2-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Have your own Star Wars name
 
(...) Whatever you do, it won't effect our mental states. We're just too happy. :) (...) *WHAP!* I speak softly, but carry a BIG wiffle bat. Once again, *WHAP!* :) (...) Tacoma Park, MD Jeff (27 years ago, 2-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Have your own Star Wars name
 
(...) We, however, in the Metamucil System have had problems with the flow of goods through your system and are considering intervention measures. With friends like you, who needs enemas? --Johne Sh'chi, Laescirocco of Metamucil BTW, Tacoma? (...) (27 years ago, 2-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I kinda like him. Hemp is a good thing. (...) hey, I DID ask for them to show my best side. I just shouldn't have listened when they told me to turn, turn, turn. (27 years ago, 1-Aug-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: why is no-one saying anything about my parts?
 
(...) Thomas, you're a poet, and ya don't know it, but your feet don't show it, cuz they're longfellows, and he was a writer, not a poet. -John (...) (27 years ago, 30-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: why is no-one saying anything about my parts?
 
(...) Todd, I'm just plain *shocked* that you sunk so low. I almost choked on my gum. You, the very, um, mum grandmum modicum of decorum in this forum. :O But I expected that from that rum bum of a crumb John. :-) -Tom McD. when replying, little (...) (27 years ago, 30-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: why is no-one saying anything about my parts?
 
(...) Todd, you mean in pubic? -John (...) (27 years ago, 30-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) A face only a mother could love: (URL) who knew Lar was sooo camera shy? -John (...) (27 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) No. you have also. :-) -Tom McD. when replying, spamcake does not make good floatation material for lifevests. (...) (27 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
Is it just me, or has Woody Harrelson turned into a complete freak? (...) (27 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Bat someone upside the head with Ashes? Now there's a woody harrelson. jasper (27 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Ghan-buri-ghan was the chief of the Wild Men that showed the Rohirrim how they could approach the besieged Gondor by an old forgotten road that the dark forces weren't watching. -Tom McD. when replying, stay away from the evil tower on Mount (...) (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) You're always a samwise-aleck, aren't you? (...) Hmmm, you've stumped me. What's this a reference to? Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Evening". (...) Or a troll? Maybe we should Ghan-buri-ghan this thread... -Tom McD. when replying, don't follow Gollum across the Spamcake Marshes.. (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Quenya on a roll, ya on a roll. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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