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  Re: Preaching to the Choir
 
(...) Thank you for acknowledging one of my favorite malapropisms:-) (...) You rock! JOHN (22 years ago, 9-Aug-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: polygyny in "biblical times"
 
(...) With these types of relationships it's important to approach from the right angle, and if it smells a bit fishy, try angling. But don't get snagged on a wreck......tangle ! It's often hard to enter Royal circles, just ask Di...amateur ! They (...) (22 years ago, 24-Jul-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: polygyny in "biblical times"
 
(...) Not to go off on a tangent, but that's plane nuts. I've had a few-- they seem to come and go, but mine are come n-gon. I guess it's a bad sine. DaveE (22 years ago, 23-Jul-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
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  Re: Just a little bloodshed
 
(...) ROFLMAO! All the blood has rushed to my head. I couldn't compete with you... too much blood pressure. As for the humour-impaired, this MOC is not designed for anyone who is thicker than water. For the rest of you punsters there's (URL) more (...) (22 years ago, 21-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Just a little bloodshed
 
(...) Wow, putting that together must have involved a lot of bloodwork. I give it an AB+ for creativity. I bet you had to take out a loan from the blood bank so you'd have enough blood money to finance the construction. The structure has some (...) (22 years ago, 21-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Just a little bloodshed
 
Greetings .spacers and caution: here be puns...arrr!. After all the talk in the media about bloodshed, we thought we should show you our bloodshed. It's just a little bloodshed. Nothing to worry about, really. It's the perfect place to store the (...) (22 years ago, 20-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Reasons for the color change
 
(...) In their opinion, reliability is demonstrated in public through not changing forward and back again just because some "whiners rant". By the way, did anybody around here consider writing to a newspaper? It wouldn't be a topic for the first (...) (22 years ago, 11-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.color)
 
  Re: Reasons for the color change
 
(...) Uh... What makes a company, thrustworthy? -Bryan (22 years ago, 7-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Kt. Moozaf Blastov and Oh-Gee
 
(...) Like the warning you posted above? (...) Okay, maybe it's a pronunciation thing. But, I can see it now: "Leonard Hoffman world's most subtle poet" How about 'emergency pun response consultant.' And, OMG, the pun is still in this post, which (...) (22 years ago, 7-May-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Color Change - Final Update
 
(...) Yes, one must beware of traps. ;-) Peace and paradiddles, Professor Whateverly (22 years ago, 6-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Color Change - Final Update
 
(...) Yes, sorry. I always get caught in that snare--I hadn't considered the re-percussions of my hasty posting. Dave! (22 years ago, 6-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Color Change - Final Update
 
(...) Sticking it to him with cymbalic logic to drum a little sense into the thick skin stretched over his head? These puns have to be done properly, you know. -->Bruce<-- (22 years ago, 6-May-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: More evidence of the Jade Empire Threat
 
"Lenny Hoffman" <lahoffma@*NOSPAM*ma...r.fsu.edu> wrote in message news:HwH216.oAJ@lugnet.com... (...) this (...) What's with derailing the thread, Lenny? [ j o n ] (URL) (22 years ago, 21-Apr-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: More evidence of the Jade Empire Threat
 
(...) BOOO! BOOO! Society for Pun-less Banter and Jokes (S-PB&J) would like to rope off this post as "toxic-pun" area. Thank you and please return to your normal office-job lives. -Lenny (22 years ago, 20-Apr-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: More evidence of the Jade Empire Threat
 
(...) Aha! Its apparent the crest of the hill is looming for this one... ;-) -Tim (22 years ago, 19-Apr-04, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us?
 
(...) Can I FUT to .nup and .nuf instead? Niagara fogs go far again! Dave! (22 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: CLEAR 48x48 baseplate - sell it to us?
 
(...) OK, this is the nexus. After THIS post, you guys should have FUT to .pun ... not fun!!! Thanks. (22 years ago, 24-Mar-04, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Democracy.... Dubya Style
 
(...) lol I applaud you, Pedro, for making puns in a foreign language-- a trick that many native tongues find elusive! Well done:-) JOHN (22 years ago, 20-Dec-03, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)
 
  Re: Democracy.... Dubya Style
 
(...) Well with both groups copied, they're on/off topic no matter what. Depending on where you want to take this, I guess. (22 years ago, 20-Dec-03, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun, FTX)


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