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  Re: Green thumb person needed
 
I rooted around and concluded the tree was doomed. It had looked so beautiful I just felled bad about letting it go. Now it's next year's firewood. Crabapple. On another knob, last night our fence blew down. (23 years ago, 11-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Green thumb person needed
 
(...) I dunno Erik, is this the best group for getting to the root of this problem? I fear you may be barking up the wrong-- well, you know-- here. Anyway, from what you said above I'd be worried more about whether I had insurance than about the (...) (23 years ago, 6-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Green thumb person needed
 
This is off-topic. I need some advice from a landscaper. I bought a house a few weeks ago. It has overwhelmed me with work to do (cleaning moving carpentry paneling painting shopping installing assembling wiring gardening wrecking mowing ARGH!), and (...) (23 years ago, 6-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Retina scanner?
 
(...) Nothing could be fovea from the truth... Jason R (23 years ago, 9-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Retina scanner?
 
(...) I think I might have to optic-ill you with a rod if you make any more cone-y puns. The nerve... -Tim (23 years ago, 8-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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