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  Re: Green thumb person needed
 
I rooted around and concluded the tree was doomed. It had looked so beautiful I just felled bad about letting it go. Now it's next year's firewood. Crabapple. On another knob, last night our fence blew down. (23 years ago, 11-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Green thumb person needed
 
(...) I dunno Erik, is this the best group for getting to the root of this problem? I fear you may be barking up the wrong-- well, you know-- here. Anyway, from what you said above I'd be worried more about whether I had insurance than about the (...) (23 years ago, 6-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Green thumb person needed
 
This is off-topic. I need some advice from a landscaper. I bought a house a few weeks ago. It has overwhelmed me with work to do (cleaning moving carpentry paneling painting shopping installing assembling wiring gardening wrecking mowing ARGH!), and (...) (23 years ago, 6-May-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Retina scanner?
 
(...) Nothing could be fovea from the truth... Jason R (23 years ago, 9-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Retina scanner?
 
(...) I think I might have to optic-ill you with a rod if you make any more cone-y puns. The nerve... -Tim (23 years ago, 8-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Lego Pac-man
 
What does a Lego Pac-man say? MOC-a MOC-a MOC-a MOC-a ! Jeff (23 years ago, 8-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Clear 1 x 1 tiles?
 
(...) If they are clones do you think all the bricklink sellers who have passed them off as official parts should offer their customers a rebate? Si (23 years ago, 7-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Clear 1 x 1 tiles?
 
(...) Smooth, Dave! (23 years ago, 7-Apr-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: How would you move a planet?
 
(...) According to the World War I navel model, the belly is the most exploitable weak spot. Maggie C. (BTW Dave! Orange you sorry you couldn't be at work to deal with this yourself?) (23 years ago, 17-Feb-03, to lugnet.off-topic.geek, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Roses are ...LEGO?
 
eBay Bid sniping has always been a thorn in my behind! (...) (23 years ago, 29-Jan-03, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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