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(...) As long as we don't whip him into shape--that'd be spreading it on just a little too thick! Dave K (that's all I got... oh well :) ) (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bruce, thanks for saddling us with that foal image-- I don't like it one bit. Topping such behavior is my mane concern, not to stirrup more trouble-- I wouldn't want you to barn in hell. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #34
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It's a badly known fact that Quasimodo (you know - the Hunchback of Notredame) has an Identical twin bother. The twin had left the city many years ago, to live in the countryside, where he made a good livinÿg as a bell-ringer for a small rural (...) (23 years ago, 26-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Nice conversation of Bush Jr (hmm!) with Condi Rice after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. (...) (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Ha! You sleigh me! When it reins it pours I guess... -H. (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Looks like you've precipitated a shower of replies. All hail Ross, king of the punsters. Long may he reign. Richie (23 years ago, 19-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #33
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours. When his wife was told this, she asked (...) (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good." -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My workplace makes use of Microsoft Outlook for all of its wondrous email services. Yesterday a coworker was having difficulty sending email, so she asked of the room: "Is anyone having trouble with their Outlook?" Came the reply: "No, I feel very (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #32
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A koala walks into a restauraunt, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves. The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?". The koala says "Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out". (...) (23 years ago, 10-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) It also never made any cents. <smirk> -H. (23 years ago, 6-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Maybe it was a tithe.... "It's a myth, a myth!" "Yeth???" -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It depends. Was the two cents interesting, or taxing? James (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, that never made sense to me either! -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #31
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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