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(...) As long as we don't whip him into shape--that'd be spreading it on just a little too thick! Dave K (that's all I got... oh well :) ) (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bruce, thanks for saddling us with that foal image-- I don't like it one bit. Topping such behavior is my mane concern, not to stirrup more trouble-- I wouldn't want you to barn in hell. -John (23 years ago, 3-Dec-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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It's a badly known fact that Quasimodo (you know - the Hunchback of Notredame) has an Identical twin bother. The twin had left the city many years ago, to live in the countryside, where he made a good livinÿg as a bell-ringer for a small rural (...) (23 years ago, 26-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Nice conversation of Bush Jr (hmm!) with Condi Rice after Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China. George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. (...) (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Ha! You sleigh me! When it reins it pours I guess... -H. (23 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Looks like you've precipitated a shower of replies. All hail Ross, king of the punsters. Long may he reign. Richie (23 years ago, 19-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #33
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours. When his wife was told this, she asked (...) (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Workplace jocularity
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(...) Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good." -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My workplace makes use of Microsoft Outlook for all of its wondrous email services. Yesterday a coworker was having difficulty sending email, so she asked of the room: "Is anyone having trouble with their Outlook?" Came the reply: "No, I feel very (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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