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(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #33
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours. When his wife was told this, she asked (...) (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good." -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My workplace makes use of Microsoft Outlook for all of its wondrous email services. Yesterday a coworker was having difficulty sending email, so she asked of the room: "Is anyone having trouble with their Outlook?" Came the reply: "No, I feel very (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #32
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A koala walks into a restauraunt, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves. The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?". The koala says "Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out". (...) (23 years ago, 10-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) It also never made any cents. <smirk> -H. (23 years ago, 6-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Maybe it was a tithe.... "It's a myth, a myth!" "Yeth???" -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It depends. Was the two cents interesting, or taxing? James (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #31
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(...) Yeah, that never made sense to me either! -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #31
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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