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Top Five Geek Proverbs
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Courtesy of www.topfive.com
October 14, 2003
The Top 9 Geek Proverbs (Part II)
9. if ( ! succeed() ) try { again() };
8. Early to keyboard, early to mouse, makes a man divorced (and his wife keeps
the house).
7. MasterCard is the root of e-commerce.
6. A patch in time still does not obviate the next nine.
5. The early admin avoids the worm.
4. Early to bed, late to rise, makes a man miss Bambi's best Webcam
performances.
3. A geek at Radio Shack and his money are soon parted.
2. An Apple a day keeps the Blue Screens away.
and the Number 1 Geek Proverb...
1. He who laughs last has the slowest e-mail server.
[Copyright 2003 by Chris White]
[http://www.topfive.com]
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