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Here we go, the experimental marketplace building. This 'shop' I call "Tha
4-tune Tella's Shizzop" and it is run by Fred Durst. After the cooky
facepaint wearing bassplayer left Limp Bizkit, the band went down hill.
Fred tried to make money by making a deal with a witch. Um, it was Willow
from a little town called Sunnydale. Yup, sure. So anyways, the witch
screwed him over and said he would be successful in the past and sent him
there. So he set up shop doing what he knows best. Telling lies to people
who will drop 15 bucks for him. Ok so he tells the future, which he should
be good at since he lived there, once. Well here we go...
The shop..
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Here Fred greets his guests with his familiar red yankees hat on backwards.
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Fred greets his first customer, a grumpy dwarf. The dwarf wants to know if
there is fortune in his future. Hence he visits a fortune teller, duh.
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Fred looks deep into his crystal ball. He sees the dwarf's future. He
tells the dwarf he will someday star in a series of videos. The dwarf is
very intrested.
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Fred continues telling the dwarf that the videos will show how-to play
various sports. The shortness of the dwarf will be hillarious as the sports
will be very difficult to play. They will be called "Dorf On..."
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The dwarf is humiliated by the news but accepts his fate. Fred escorts the
dwarf outside and asks for his 15 bucks.
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The dwarf tries to pay him in golden snitches. Cuz that's what he's
holding, a golden snitch, just go along with me here. Fred does NOT accept
golden snitches. "Golden snitches don't pay dah billz."
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The dwarf has no choice but to try and take this Rap Rocker out. He takes a
swing at Fred with his club.
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Fred is too fast for the old dwarf and easily dodges the club. The dwarf is
too stupid and doesn't realize that Fred is strapped and ready to pop. Fred
busts his nine on the dwarf.
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The dwarf takes a shot in the chest and goes down. The golden snitch falls
to the ground. Why doesn't it fly away? Cuz dwarves pull the wings off
golden snitches for fun. Sick monkeys ain't they?
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Fred gets up and looks over the dying dwarf. He pops the dwarf once more in
the chest 'for good measure'. Fred don't play. He's seen many Friday 13th
flicks and knows to shoot them once more.
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The moral of the story is, Fred don't F around. He don't play. Try and
pull a fast one on him and he'll cap ya!
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Angry Dwarf 0
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