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~Infer Monkeys for Parrots!
(My Gawd, we’re the same person?)
{see comments within…}
http://www.galacticbrick.com/polls/poll_4-24-02.html
{also, see comments below..}
Monica Wilbur wrote:
> A shopping cart full of wild monkeys would be entertaining too,
> but they're so hard to find in stores nowadays...
> If a killer monkey forced its scruffy way into my home, first thing
> I'd do is run and grab my neighbor's cat. Offer it up as a sacrifice
> to appease the monkey's wrath.
> When a monkey with sharp teeth and no conscience goes after your rare
> Star Wars LEGO mini-figs, you have two options: (1) Curse your butler
> for letting the monkey in the house, or (2) Close your eyes.
> If you can't see the monkey, he can't see you.
What kinda sick *monkey fetish* do we share?
Is it the feces throwin’ thing… cause I'm not into that!
And another thing, why are our monkeys inherently evil?¿?¿
Aren’t most fluffy, furry prime-apes regarded as intelligent,
beautiful creatures?
Sooo, what-up with us?
Was it “Planet of the Apes.”
(Yah, I too wanted to break into the zoo @ night
and rid us of those unholy jungle dwellers!)
Therefore, because of this fated connection, I believe that we
shouldn’t fight the ‘pre-ordained prophesy’ to join forces and
brig down our soon to be oppressors!!!
I'm no longer alone,
--==RïçhårÐ==--
For the full Monkey escapades :
http://news.lugnet.com/org/ca/rtltoronto/?n=2424
http://news.lugnet.com/people/?n=3116
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