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Just had alot of time on my hands today and decided to make these up....
SHANIA 9VOLTTRAINS
"That don't build me much"
I've known a few bricks who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original, a know-it-all
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're a spaceport rocket scientist
That don't build me much
So you got the SPUDS but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me building in the middle of the night
That don't build me much
I never knew a guy who carried silver brick in his pocket
And a ABS mold up his sleeve-just in case
And all that extra plastic in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should come apart and fall of your yellow face!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you're Timmy
That don't build me much
So you got the rare maidens hat but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me building in the middle of the night
That don't build me much
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my legs before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your 4558 good night
C'mon bricky tell me-you must be jokin', right!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else
Okay, so you've got a 4558 Metroliner
That don't build me much
So you got the plastic grooves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me building in the middle of the night
That don't build me much
You think you're still in the melting pot but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me building on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't build me much
Okay, so what do you think you're The Maidens Cart or something...
Whatever
That don't build me up.
CEELINE BRICKON
"My Heart Will Build On"
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I build you,
That is how I know you build on
Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you build on
Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the ABS heart does build on
Once more you open the train door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will build on and on
HOGS can touch us one time
And build us for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one
Building was when I built you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always build on
Near, far, wherever you are I believe that the ABS heart does build on
Once more you open the train door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will build on and on
There are some sets that will not go away
You're here, there's nothing I fear, And I know that my heart will build on.
We'll stay built forever this way You are safe in my heart
And my heart will build on and on!
BRICKIE MARTIN
(Livin La Bricks Life)
She's into furry kittens, white cats and barbie dolls
I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall
She's into new sensation, new bricks and overbite
She's got a new chewin' for every day and night
She'll make you take your acessories off and go splashing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll chew away your pain
Like a bullet to your ABS brain
Come On
Upside inside out
Livin la Bricks Life
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Bricks Life
Her lips are pinkish red
And her skin's the color white
She will wear you out
Livin la Bricks Life
Come On
Livin la Bricks Life
Come On
Livin la Bricks Life
Woke up in New Bricken City in a funky cheap clone brick hotel
She took my heart and she took my plastic
She must have hammered me on the window sill
She never drinks the water and makes you order Baby Fame Food
And once she's had a taste of you, you'll never be the same
She'll make you go insane
Upside inside out
Livin la Bricks Life
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Bricks Life
Her lips are pinkish red
And her skin's the color white
She will wear you out
Livin la Bricks Life
Come On
Livin la Bricks Life
Come On
Livin la Bricks Life
She'll make you take your accessories off and go splashing in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
But she'll chew away your pain
Like a bullet to your ABS brain
Upside inside out
Livin la Bricks Life
She'll push and pull you down
Livin la Bricks Life
Her lips are pinkish red
And her skin's the color white
She will wear you out
Your Livin la Bricks Life
Livin la Bricks Life
Livin la Bricks Life
ALANIS RARE12VOLTTRAINSETT
"Brickonic"
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won a Lego auction on eBay and died the next day
It's a black MegaBlocks(R) brick while your at play
It's a panicky vacumn search two minutes too late
Isn't it Brickonic... don't you think
Chorus:
It's like rain on your Lego club meeting day
It's a free set when you've already paid
It's the good building advice on Lugnet that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it's the minifigures
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his plastic brown suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the HOG crashed that plane down he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it Brickonic... don't you think
Repeat Chorus
Well minifigures have a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And they have funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face
A net traffic jam when you're already late in seeing the new Lego(R) site
A no-building sign when your spouse says "Take a building break"
It's like ten thousand black bricks when all you need is a white
It's meeting the set of my dreams
And then meeting its beautiful price-tag wife
And isn't it Brickonic... don't you think
A little too Brickonic... and yeah I really do think...
Repeat Chorus
Minifigures have a funny way of sneaking up on you
Minifigures have a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
END
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Hope you enjoyed those! More coming soon!
Erin
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| (...) LOL! Those are great! I have some lyrics of my own made up to Barenaked Ladies - Brian Wilson, but that was a satire on a big cad.* flamewar/issue that really shouldn't be brought up again. (but if you want to read it, email me :) -Tim (URL) (...) (25 years ago, 25-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Oh my gosh, that was Hilarious! I was laughing my head off! "It like ten thousand black bricks when all you need is a white" ;-) That was great! I want MORE! Playoff McDonald's commercial: I want more bricks for the money I want more from ebay, (...) (25 years ago, 25-Jan-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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