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Re:Why did the Chicken Cross the Road...
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Star Wars style :)
Sorry I forgot the subject in the original post.
Enjoy
Ryan
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Ryan Dennett writes:
> I thought you Star Wars fans would like this
>
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> Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...
> ...In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
>
> YODA:
> Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
>
> DARTH VADER:
> Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
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> LUKE:
> Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different.
>
> LEIA:
> I don't know...but I have a bad feeling about this.
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> HAN:
> Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
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> C3P0:
> I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
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> R2D2:
> Beep beep be bop.
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> CHEWIE:
> Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
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> BEN:
> Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken, trust me.
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> BOBA FETT:
> What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
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> WEDGE:
> My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you
> can cross it?
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> JERJERROD:
> The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
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> BIB:
> Die chicken wanga?
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> BIGGS:
> At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
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> TARKIN:
> The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear
> will keep those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car!
>
> UNCLE OWEN:
> I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.
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> AUNT BERU:
> He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It
> means so much to him.
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> ADMIRAL ACKBAR:
> All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark.
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> LANDO:
> Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots
> crossing that road, after what you pulled!
>
> EMPEROR:
> Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
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> JABBA:
> Bo shuda chicken!
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