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Fri, 7 Jan 2000 19:30:56 GMT
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I thought you Star Wars fans would like this
Why the Chicken Crossed the Road...
...In the Words of the Star Wars Characters
YODA:
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great.
DARTH VADER:
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.
LUKE:
Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different.
LEIA:
I don't know...but I have a bad feeling about this.
HAN:
Hurry up, Colonel Sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident!
C3P0:
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road.
R2D2:
Beep beep be bop.
CHEWIE:
Gwrrroooooaaaarrrrrrlllllll!
BEN:
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken, trust me.
BOBA FETT:
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me!
WEDGE:
My scope shows the other side but it looks really far, are you sure you
can cross it?
JERJERROD:
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efforts.
BIB:
Die chicken wanga?
BIGGS:
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time?
TARKIN:
The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear
will keep those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car!
UNCLE OWEN:
I told you to forget it. Your only concern is to cross that road.
AUNT BERU:
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have already crossed. It
means so much to him.
ADMIRAL ACKBAR:
All chickens - prepare to cross the road on my mark.
LANDO:
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken!! You got a lot of gots
crossing that road, after what you pulled!
EMPEROR:
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand.
JABBA:
Bo shuda chicken!
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