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  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) Who? The revenooers or the distillers? (speaking of the carolinas, I ALMOST bought a tee shirt today that said: "Barney Fife: the very mention of his name makes criminals quake"... but I'm not too big on tees... or should I say I'm too big FOR (...) (26 years ago, 4-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) Did you ever build a LEGO model of the Soo Locks? Drat! There I go, off-topic in off-topic! Steve (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Scheduled downtime: Monday, December 6, 1999
 
(...) Noooooo! How will I survive without my daily dose of Lugnet?? Now I may actually have to do some... *gasp!* work at the office! Oh, Woe is me... ;) Jeff (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.admin.general, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) *sniff* you're making me homesick for Alaska and Hootchinoo, the home- fermented fire water that is extremely common in the smaller conclaves. Mmm, I can almost feel it eating the lining of my stomach now... I almost feel like I'm temporarily (...) (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) Right. You need licenses (federal, state & possibly local), a bond, a bonded warehouse or area, zoning, etc, etc. The legal hurdles are not small. Then you have to remit the appropriate taxes ON WHAT YOU FERMENT, not just on what you sell. If (...) (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Line in the Sand
 
(...) If the academics are right, it may have rolled over in 1993/94; so many problems are associated with just when we started counting, not to mention whether it's 2000 or 2001 years! best, LFB (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) Also, I think that much of the Midwest would empty out if somehow you couldn't make booze--it's a fine tradition where I grew up, since the winters are so cold you're pretty much restricted to carnality and alcoholism (and, in East Lansing, (...) (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) (walking to the edge of the hometown, on the border of Canada, and stepping across the line:) "Ha! I will EAT my liqueured chocolates, and I will BREATHE ON YOUR CHILDREN!" Dang half-Canuck traitors, we be! ;) LFB (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) sell (...) into (...) you (...) I think I should have clarified that private citizens can't sell alcohol unless uncle sam gets his cut.- You have to have some kind of license. Chris (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Happy December!
 
(...) As long as you get your licenses and pay your taxes you can sell the alcohol you brew. Down here in North Carolina, we read several times a year about the revenuers busting someone who has a garage still. One year there was even an article (...) (26 years ago, 3-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)


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