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  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Wow, I just happened to have finished reading the book _A Civil Action_. Lar, take my advice-- DON'T drink the water:-( As for orange, forget it. I'm into pink now....;-) (...) *I'm* not capable, or one is not capable, in which case one (...) (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I'm capable. I've ascertained that you're not. :-) And your spell checker is broken too. (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
How do you know how many pieces my spell checker is broke in? ;-)John (...) (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) You know, as much as I like you guys, and as much respect I have for the Great One, I really wish Todd would create lugnet.off-topic.ver...t.bad.puns so I could go back to reading computer geek stuff in .fun. Puns are not fun, they are evil. (...) (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I'd be happier to see: lugnet.off-topic.geek (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I'd go for that too - I'm a geek. I just want to have all the puns in one place so I can easily avoid them. They cause me great physical and emotional pain. (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) John's the incorrigible punster, not me. Stop incorriging him, Mike! :-) (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) green T Torso Timmies. The engineer must be the cross-eyed, pocket protector geek. The train MUST run under your x-mas tree each year :') And lastly, you must post photos!!!! LOL! (26 years ago, 26-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I'm a geek but not much of a punster, although it pains me to admit this. --Todd (26 years ago, 27-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) So when it comes to puns, you're just a Lehman? Sorry :') (26 years ago, 27-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Dang! I was soooo looking forward to using that one! (Good job :) That's all right. With a little encouragement anyone can develop a great set of puns. -Tom McD. when replying, wear laytex gloves when removing the spamcake. (26 years ago, 27-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Hmm. I must've missed the pun in that one, unless it's a German one. Plus, your tone seems as if you're not cutting us any leeway at all... -Tom McD. when replying, please remove the wheel-block spamcake. (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Except it's not actually funny. :) My last name is pronounced "LEE-men," not "LAY-men." It's derived from Leman, which is Irish, rather than from Lehmann, which is German. Aber noch sprache ich ein wenig Deutsch. --Todd (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Actually, I've heard it pronounced both ways - wasn't sure which pronunciatio you used. I work for Lehman(LEE MAN) but know several Lehman (LAY man). (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Ow! <groan> <gasp> You got me! <thud> -Tom McD. when replying, please remember to impugn the spamcake. (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Rats! I must have accidentally expunged them, sorry. For that, I deserve to be punished. (...) Holy compunction!...I certainly didn't mean to impugn the pundits. I must now turn leeward as I respect the punctilio. --Todd p.s. "Aber noch (...) (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I hope it's fewer than that which your ending-a-sentence-wi...reposition checker is broken in of. --Todd (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) End a sentence with a preposition? "That is something up with which I will not put." - Winston Churchill Who says politicians can't sometimes be (deliberately) funny? (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) It's funny to me, because I'm not sensitive about how your name is pronounced. So excuse me while I chuckle a bit. ... OK, I'm fine now. Steve (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) But Winston Churchill was hardly your typical politician. Steve (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
That reminds me of a joke about a country boy visiting the campus of Harvard... (...) (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) I'll byte. Do tell. (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Oh, thanks! Just kill my fun, whydontcha! And I was gonna say, "So everything you say is in Lehman's Terms?" <Sigh..> ;) Jeff "Betcha can't make pun of my last name!" Stembel (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Americans? (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Hmm. I'm trying, but I can't. I give up. Well, I suppose if I think about it long enough, I'll eventually Stembel onto something. --Todd (26 years ago, 28-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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  Re: Lar's hoppers
 
(...) Hehe! Thank goodness you don't know my middle name! It would be waaay too easy! Which reminds me, know how to bug someone who's name is Noel? Drop all "L"s from their name! :) My sister(1) hates it when I do that. Jeff 1 - Her name ends up (...) (26 years ago, 29-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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