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Re: Good to the last drop!
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Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:01:04 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
> I just came from donating at my employer's semi-annual blood drive. If you
> happen to undertake the same noble service, here's my advice: don't try to make
> jokes about it while you're there.
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> To wit, I was sitting at the juice-&-cookie table after they'd tapped a pint,
> and I jokingly mentioned to my friend, seated across from me, that he should lie
> down because he looked a little blurry.(1)
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> Quick as a flash a pair of geriatric phlebotomists manhandled me back onto the
> donor's lounge chair and put a cold compress on my head.
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> "But I was kidding," I insisted.
> "Lie back and relax," they told me.
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> Dave!
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> (1) The astute reader will realize that I stole this fine joke, more or less
> intact, from one Maxwell Q. Klinger, who probably won't mind its theft.
The really good news is that Prime has moved MASH from the 10 and 10:30 p.m.
spot to 8 and 8:30, daily.
So I get to catch 2 eps. of MASH each and every day, and since htere's nothing
else on between 8 and 9 worth watching (unlike 10 to 11), I'm ppretty happy
about that.
Dave K
-you didn't put enough swoop on the T.!
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