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Re: Why is AIDS such a big deal?
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Date: 
Thu, 11 May 2000 18:27:12 GMT
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Has the off-topic.pun group suddenly closed?  This is the fifth note that I've
just read with the sole (sorry, I couldn't resist) purpose of presenting puns.

Chris

In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Larry Pieniazek writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Ed Jones writes:

Wrong again, I find people who
bass every debate they have on their wallet heartless.
^^^^

And yours is the typical heartless response of the libertarian who
basses everything on how it will effect his wallet.
^^^^^^

Oh, and one other thing, I'm more of a tenor than a bass.  It's a BASEless
accusation to charge me with having singing talent, as I cannot carry a tuna • in
a bucket, but I did manage to be in the choir for our HS production of
Camelot(1)... which got me an after afterparty assignation with Morgan LaFey
(2), but I digress.

Call me a bass again, you cod, and I'll meet you at dawn, and my chum (the
second) will bring the swordfish. When we're done, you'll have smelt pain. And
if that doesn't stop you, you'll be hearing from my shark (er, lawyer). Trout
this ordeal I've been patient but I'm not going to clam up now. I demand
satisfaction, and eel get it.

(1) Please don't ask me what the choir director's name was, it's too ironic.
(2) the whole point of the exercise...

++Lar



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  Re: Why is AIDS such a big deal?
 
(...) ^^^^ (...) ^^^^^^ Oh, and one other thing, I'm more of a tenor than a bass. It's a BASEless accusation to charge me with having singing talent, as I cannot carry a tuna in a bucket, but I did manage to be in the choir for our HS production of (...) (25 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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