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Subject: 
Re: Why is AIDS such a big deal?
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lugnet.off-topic.debate
Date: 
Thu, 11 May 2000 18:27:12 GMT
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Has the off-topic.pun group suddenly closed?  This is the fifth note that I've
just read with the sole (sorry, I couldn't resist) purpose of presenting puns.

Chris

In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Larry Pieniazek writes:
> In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Ed Jones writes:
> 
> > Wrong again, I find people who
> > bass every debate they have on their wallet heartless.
>  ^^^^
> 
> > And yours is the typical heartless response of the libertarian who
> > basses everything on how it will effect his wallet.
>  ^^^^^^
> 
> Oh, and one other thing, I'm more of a tenor than a bass.  It's a BASEless
> accusation to charge me with having singing talent, as I cannot carry a tuna • in
> a bucket, but I did manage to be in the choir for our HS production of
> Camelot(1)... which got me an after afterparty assignation with Morgan LaFey
> (2), but I digress.
> 
> Call me a bass again, you cod, and I'll meet you at dawn, and my chum (the
> second) will bring the swordfish. When we're done, you'll have smelt pain. And
> if that doesn't stop you, you'll be hearing from my shark (er, lawyer). Trout
> this ordeal I've been patient but I'm not going to clam up now. I demand
> satisfaction, and eel get it.
> 
> (1) Please don't ask me what the choir director's name was, it's too ironic.
> (2) the whole point of the exercise...
> 
> ++Lar



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  Re: Why is AIDS such a big deal?
 
(...) ^^^^ (...) ^^^^^^ Oh, and one other thing, I'm more of a tenor than a bass. It's a BASEless accusation to charge me with having singing talent, as I cannot carry a tuna in a bucket, but I did manage to be in the choir for our HS production of (...) (26 years ago, 11-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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