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Subject: 
Re: Is God gay? (was Re: Does God have a monopoly on gods?)
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Date: 
Tue, 7 Mar 2000 07:21:47 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Ben Roller writes:
Well, I don't think the Bible said that every animal made it OFF of the ark
(alive anyway).  I bet every time that Noah got really mad he just up and
tossed a smelk, frabot or a unicorn off the side.

Oh he was crazy alright.  The guy was 600 Years Old, he built a giant boat
just because God said so,  he rounded up every animal in the world, TWICE!
Also, I just re-read that he also gathered up every kind of food around to
put in there.  I bet it was really cramped in that little boat.

I bet it was really lonely in that little boat.  :-)

--Todd



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  Re: Is God gay? (was Re: Does God have a monopoly on gods?)
 
(...) Well, I don't think the Bible said that every animal made it OFF of the ark (alive anyway). I bet every time that Noah got really mad he just up and tossed a smelk, frabot or a unicorn off the side. Oh he was crazy alright. The guy was 600 (...) (24 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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