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Re: Holy Crap! Sacred Cow Makes the Best Hamburger!
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Date: 
Fri, 17 Oct 2003 07:34:52 GMT
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I suppose one could also analyze this from the standpoint of death...

Most Likely to Get Roaring Drunk in Valhalla
-->Bruce<--

Most Likely to Go to Heaven
JOHN

Most Likely to Be Reincarnated
- Mike

Most Likely to Achieve Nirvana
-->Bruce<--
(which is another way of saying Most Likely to get Roaring Drunk in Valhalla)

Most Likely to Cool His Heels awhile in Purgatory
JOHN

Most Likely to Pillow Virgins in Paradise
- Mike

Most Likely to Cease to Exist
Dave!

Most Likely to Burn in Hell
ROSCO
or JOHN, depending on how you want to look at it

Least Likely to Burn in Hell
ROSCO
Again, depending on how you want to approach it, but the catch is that he is
least likely to go to Heaven or Pillow Virgins if you follow that path

Most Likely to be Pushing a Rock up a Hill for Eternity
-->Bruce<--

Most Likely to be Diefied
-->Bruce<--
(but only after pushing that rock up a hill for eternity)



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  Re: Holy Crap! Sacred Cow Makes the Best Hamburger!
 
Where we find out some odd things about ourselves: Smorgasboard Approach to Religion Award (highest overall percentage of compatiblity) -->Bruce<-- 60% Bah Humbug Award (lowest overall percentage) -- Hop-Frog 45% Most Likely to Sacrifice a Virgin to (...) (21 years ago, 17-Oct-03, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, FTX)

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