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~I've got another…
Infiltrate foreign command:
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Develop friendly relation with shop employees.
*This’ll allow you access to internal information.
Such as shipment-dates, product-availability, stock-quantities,
and most importantly the location of the ‘weapons grade plutonium.’
(whops… got a little ahead of myself there…)
Workin’ hard to keep this thread alive,
--==RïçhårÐ==--
*Up until now I was unaware that “this’ll” was an actual accepted word!
Sounds similar to thistle… =)
> I wrote:
> To outsiders, Lego collecting appears like a reasonably sedate hobby.
> After all, Lego is fun and colorful, and anything meant for kids must be
> inherently pure and good. Therefore, onlookers regard collecting Lego as a
> relatively peaceful pursuit. Lego enthusiasts, on the other hand, view each
> trip to the toy store as a potential bloodbath; an all-out, all-bets-are-off
> contest of champions in which the winner takes home a UCS Tie Interceptor
> http://guide.lugnet.com/set/7181 and the loser takes home their teeth in a
> paper bag. Or worse, a Witch's Windship http://guide.lugnet.com/set/6037
> Yep, toy people is angry, violent folk…
>
>
> Therefore, the following are a few of my
> –Hot Blood, Cold Plastic- survival tips.
>
>
> #1. Scout-out the war grounds:
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> A good commander always knows his/her terrain. Familiarity
> with the environment is crucial to a successful campaign.
>
> #2. Dig-in and erect fortifications:
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> Being 1st into the store can be the difference between sweet victory and
> arduous defeat. Therefore, attempt to stow yourself away in the ceiling or
> hid away in the bathroom over night to absolutely assure you primary
> position in the mornin’. (A less illegal way is to camp-out & sleep outside
> the store)
>
> #3. Travel in packs:
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> Team-work is critical in out flanking and out maneuvering your opponent.
> By working in large groups not only will you intimidate your rival, but
> effective blocking and screening techniques can totally eliminate their
> access into you secured grounds…a.k.a. the Lego isle.
>
> #4. Pre-battle preparations:
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> Scope out the sets of merit and reestablish their location into a more
> secure position. (E.g. take the given sets and stash them in the garden
> section of the store [or wherever the lowest trafficked area is] to avoid
> the melee that will invariably ensue in the rampant lawless Toy isles.
>
> #5. Wear cleats:
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> In the event of stampedes you can assure that your grip will not fail. In
> addition, those that you trample will live in fear of you and don the scars
> you inflicted for a lifetime.
>
> #6. Become one with the BRICK:
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> A proper mindset and focus will allow you to Visualize the victory. Just
> envision yourself and the soon-to-be-acquired ABS in a state of ‘oneness.’
> <Ohmmmmm, Ohmmmm…>
>
>
> Did I miss any thing…
>
> --==RïçhårÐ==--
>
>
>
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