(...) If you really need burps, just grab a can of Mr. Pibb. There'll be no end to the burps! Plenty of big ones and small ones! :) [follow-ups set to .fun] Jeff P.S. I'd like a vote on this: Was this post in bad (after)taste? (25 years ago, 31-Aug-99, to lugnet.market.buy-sell-trade, lugnet.off-topic.fun)