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As a note: Erick submitted this as the first public marketplace shop.
Erick, myself and the rest of the brainstorming group have been working hard
to get the standards published and we are aiming to be done by this weekend!!!
So now to actually comment...
Who hoo! I absolutely love the design. Exactly as I imagined when I
suggested the Medievil Marketplace idea. This first shop is just the
begining!!!
The story is, well, interesting... |:/
Jeremy
In lugnet.general, Erick Jensen writes:
> Here we go, the experimental marketplace building. This 'shop' I call "Tha
> 4-tune Tella's Shizzop" and it is run by Fred Durst. After the cooky
> facepaint wearing bassplayer left Limp Bizkit, the band went down hill.
> Fred tried to make money by making a deal with a witch. Um, it was Willow
> from a little town called Sunnydale. Yup, sure. So anyways, the witch
> screwed him over and said he would be successful in the past and sent him
> there. So he set up shop doing what he knows best. Telling lies to people
> who will drop 15 bucks for him. Ok so he tells the future, which he should
> be good at since he lived there, once. Well here we go...
>
> The shop..
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01245.jpg
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01250.jpg
>
> Here Fred greets his guests with his familiar red yankees hat on backwards.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01246.jpg
>
> Fred greets his first customer, a grumpy dwarf. The dwarf wants to know if
> there is fortune in his future. Hence he visits a fortune teller, duh.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01253.jpg
>
>
> Fred looks deep into his crystal ball. He sees the dwarf's future. He
> tells the dwarf he will someday star in a series of videos. The dwarf is
> very intrested.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01256.jpg
>
> Fred continues telling the dwarf that the videos will show how-to play
> various sports. The shortness of the dwarf will be hillarious as the sports
> will be very difficult to play. They will be called "Dorf On..."
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01258.jpg
>
> The dwarf is humiliated by the news but accepts his fate. Fred escorts the
> dwarf outside and asks for his 15 bucks.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01261.jpg
>
> The dwarf tries to pay him in golden snitches. Cuz that's what he's
> holding, a golden snitch, just go along with me here. Fred does NOT accept
> golden snitches. "Golden snitches don't pay dah billz."
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01265.jpg
>
> The dwarf has no choice but to try and take this Rap Rocker out. He takes a
> swing at Fred with his club.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01272.jpg
>
> Fred is too fast for the old dwarf and easily dodges the club. The dwarf is
> too stupid and doesn't realize that Fred is strapped and ready to pop. Fred
> busts his nine on the dwarf.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01273.jpg
>
> The dwarf takes a shot in the chest and goes down. The golden snitch falls
> to the ground. Why doesn't it fly away? Cuz dwarves pull the wings off
> golden snitches for fun. Sick monkeys ain't they?
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01274.jpg
>
> Fred gets up and looks over the dying dwarf. He pops the dwarf once more in
> the chest 'for good measure'. Fred don't play. He's seen many Friday 13th
> flicks and knows to shoot them once more.
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01276.jpg
>
> The moral of the story is, Fred don't F around. He don't play. Try and
> pull a fast one on him and he'll cap ya!
> http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/eMegatron/MedievalMarketplace/4tuneTellasShizzop/dsc01280.jpg
>
> Fred Durst 1
> Angry Dwarf 0
>
>
> e.
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