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Subject: 
Eat this!!!!!
Newsgroups: 
lugnet.general
Followup-To: 
lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Sun, 23 Sep 2001 16:36:29 GMT
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Dear Osama Bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, and Sadam
Hussein, et. al.,
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally
accept your challenge to an old-fashioned game of
whoop-ass.

Now that we understand the rule that there are no
rules, we look forward to playing by them for the
first time.

Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately
are unable to invite you to join us at the victory
celebration. But rest assured that we will toast you
-- LITERALLY.

While we will admit that you are off to an impressive
lead, it is however now our turn at the plate.

By the way, we will be playing on your court now.

Batter up.

Sincerely,

The 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of
America



Message has 7 Replies:
  RE: Eat this!!!!!
 
(...) Glad I'm one of the 18,000,000 non-citizens living here that you missed. --Bram Bram Lambrecht bram@cwru.edu (URL) (23 years ago, 23-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
(...) Why? What'd he do? And make that, "Sinerely, the 269,999,999 citizens of America," I don't agree with you. (23 years ago, 23-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
(...) It's this kind of indiscriminate, inane bravado that has innocent Americans being shot, attacked, and presecuted. Let's try using our brains for once. :^P ~Mark "What a stupid, stupid post" Sandlin (23 years ago, 23-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
Is that you George! I never knew you were an AFOL. Is it the speech writers day off? (seriously - off-topic.debate is a more appropriate newsgroup) Carl -- Member #1165 (URL) LEGO Users Group (URL) Hallman <legodude725@removeaol.com> wrote in (...) (23 years ago, 24-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
You know Rick, it's stuff like this that gives the rest of the world a bad impression of Americans. Perhaps if people from other countries didn't believe that we all think as you do, we wouldn't have incidents like this occuring. Just something to (...) (23 years ago, 24-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
(...) Sorry but all those american action movies in last 30 years... So many katastrophic movies... A don't know why are amricans now so suprised when so any katastrophe happened in real life in NYC. It's sad what happened but I guess that it was (...) (23 years ago, 24-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
  Re: Eat this!!!!!
 
It looks like you really understand the issues. Scott A (...) (23 years ago, 24-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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