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Conspiracy Theory... (Was: Re: Converting the NLSO/NLF...)
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Sun, 5 Mar 2000 05:26:50 GMT
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In lugnet.general, Jeff Johnston writes:
> Muahahhahaha! My evil plans take one closer step to fruition...
>
> Today, while browsing the shelves of The Construction Site, Mel the NLF (Non-
> Lego Fiancee, natch) and I were discussing LEGO trains vs. other types of
> model trains...while she didn't come around to being a LEGO trainhead
> (fortunately for my wallet) she did say, "The more I see of this, the more I'm
> inclined to build a town."
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> She feels the call of the Brick...soon...soon she will be One of Us...soon she
> will be prowling parts sales and auctions just like me...
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> > 8)
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> J
> --
> sakura@mediaone.net is Jeff Johnston http://www.io.com/~jeffj
> My LEGO Web page has moved! Go to: http://people.ne.mediaone.net/sakura
> Check out my Trade List and Want List - * - Last Updated 12/19/1999
> LEGO Geek Code: SP+ CA +++ (375/6075) PI +++ #++ S--/++ LS++ Hal M+ A++
> YB73m
(This is an article taken from the 51 Areas Times...I think I know what your
up to Jeff...)
"Invasion of the Brick Snatchers!"
Article written by Mulder Dunchovny.
Far away in a distant galaxy, a race of aliens (Brickertys) are desperate to
find another planet in which to inhabit (For they have run out of the precious
plastic things that induce brain activity)! One day, while scanning the
Intergalactic Network Transmitting Energy Respondent NET they come across an
Earth site called LUGNET, with hundreds of adult human fans of the precious
plastic things that induce brain activity! These aliens plot a dastardly
scheme to sweep down on the Earthlings and form a company call LEGO (Unknown
to the Earthlings, LEGO really stands for Living Evil Gastropods Operating on
earth)....soon, they hope to rule all Earth larva and matures (Known
as "Families") by 2005!!!!!
So it begins! The Brickertys sweep down on one household, making another copy
of the resident (Who was obsessed with Lego beforehand) as they sleep! When
the transformation is complete, the original resident is destroyed, and the
copy is introduced (Did I mention that the copy is made out of the precious
plastic thingies that induce brain activity?)! The copy now goes about,
transforming all NLSO in the area into even more evil copys!!!
I believe that this race is truly evil, so families! Protect your children
(And possibly adults) from the horrible precious plastic things that induce
brain activity!!
Mulder Dunchovny, head editor 51 Areas Times.
3245 Alie End road.
Home: 555-7491
Office: 555-9123
Fax: 555-6321
E-mail: Truth_is_out_@notreal;_fakesite.com
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